She Ruined the Picnic
- nancymclelland0
- Jul 23
- 1 min read
Manet’s Le Déjeuner sur l’herbe

She ruined the picnic when she took off her clothes.
No peeking, no sneaking, nothing to suppose.
I wore a jacket and a very fine hat.
Edouard sported a spiffy cravat.
She ruined the picnic when she took off her clothes.
No peeking, no sneaking, nothing to suppose.
Eduard and I came prepared to leer,
hoping at least to see her brassiere.
She ruined the picnic when she took off her clothes.
No peeking, no sneaking, nothing to suppose.
Eduard and I nearly had fits
when she asked what we thought of her tits.
She ruined the picnic when she took off her clothes.
No peeking, no sneaking, nothing to suppose.
Finally, her smirk became such a bother
Edouard and I just talked to each other.
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