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Nancy Harris Mclelland
Poetry, Prose, Opinions about Aging from an Ex-cowgirl Octogenarian.


Your Life Is Scattered on the Lawn
You carry a well-packed U-Haul box to the car, trip over the hose, fall flat, arms out, as if desperate to thrust a gift on someone...

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Oct 11 min read
Sorry!
A play for voices In the background playing softly, ” I’m Sorry ” by Brenda Lee RETTA: I met Robert Redford at the Golden Globes...

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Sep 262 min read


They Say We Come Into the World Afraid
They say we come into the world afraid of snakes no matter whether venomous or not. Avoidance is the way we’re made although this truth...

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Sep 261 min read


“please leave a message”
for Charlie Arvin If you heard slurs, pauses, apologies for calling at supper, for calling at all, you might think you overheard the...

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Sep 191 min read


My Husband Gets a Pedicure
Pedilavium Bernard of Clairvaux: “Feet-washing is cleansing of those daily offenses which seem inevitable for those who walk ...

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Sep 191 min read



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Sep 190 min read


I’ll See You When the Roads Are Dry
How will we know it’s a wrap? Time to take a bow and sigh, “It’s been grand and on behalf of the band, We’ll see you when the roads are...

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Sep 191 min read



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Sep 190 min read


Unabomber Guys
Ted Kaczynski and others I’m so tired of disappointed men who sit in cabins pecking invectives on archaic Underwoods. Don’t even think of...

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Sep 191 min read


Mirror, Mirror on the Bathroom Wall
Each morning I mourn my reflection by asking a metaphysical question: Who is this woman watching me wash a crumpled face and brush...

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Sep 191 min read



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Sep 120 min read


The Western Widow Contemplates Weeds
The western widow has options for weeds. She can weave a mourning coat from pigweed, ragweed, stinkweed, even locoweed. Wanting a...

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Sep 121 min read


Is the Parakeet Blue or Are You?
A blue parakeet on her perch, her tiny claws clasp the wooden bar. She watches the cat on the couch feigning sleep. The bird knows...

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Sep 121 min read


Capitulation
I’m not proud of using a glue trap to catch a field mouse, finding it lying on its side portrait of a rodent in repose. It discomfits me...

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Aug 201 min read


How to Make Hasselback Tater Tots
Hotel Hasselbacken in Stockholm In our darkened kitchen with my sharpened knife, I make thin slices in each little potato. Concentration...

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Aug 201 min read


To Dree One’s Weird
Translation - to endure one’s fate Whenever I considered my spent life I did not foresee my being so petty. My oldest friend dislikes my...

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Aug 201 min read


“A Chicken Ain’t Nuthin’ But a Bird,” Cab Calloway
A study in blank verse The predators of chickens: people worldwide, coyotes, foxes, possums, owls and bears....

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Aug 201 min read


Parliament of Fowles Candidates’ Night*
male’s loud bob-o-link a harsh guttural chuck three-syllable song, coo-coo-cup a faint and thin bee-yup or yep a single, loud klee-yer ...

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Aug 131 min read


Adventures in Time
Did I tell you about the time I was strapped to the minute hand-- Big Ben--quite the fright-- upright on the hour supine at quarter past...

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Aug 131 min read


A big white dog showed up
A big white dog showed up in Linda’s yard. She thinks he was abandoned by herders who summer their flocks up Snow Canyon. “Great...

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Aug 131 min read
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