My Delta Variation Blues

If I had a match

I’d set my hair on fire.

That’s how bored I am,

preachin’ to the choir.

If I had a B-B gun

I’d shoot a crow or two.

That’s how bored I am

waitin’ for the flu.

If I had a git-tar

tell you what I’d do

find me a boxcar

ride the rails ‘til 2022.

If you’ve got the Delta  blues

feel free to add a verse.

According to the local news

it’s gonna get some better

or it’s gonna get some worse.